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Pop The Question!

I’m Gladys Knight, she said.

So am I, he said, wanna go out and do somethin’?

 

 

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Journey!

The longest river on earth is the Amazon, the longest road the one my admirers take towards my door.

 

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Soap!

Few scholars know this, but J.D. Salinger was gay and the original title of his famous novel was Catcher In The Shower!

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Out Of Your Arab Mind?

“Don’t forget I love you, that I want to share my life with you!” Bashar al Assad called out to his true love while destroying her house, bombing eveyone inside to death, asking her to sign their pre-nuptial after which they would become equal partners in holy matrimony.

It was such a beautiful moment, that everybody cried!

Nobody having seen anything this sincere and reasonable, since noble Khadaffi stepped aside..

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In Faith Lost!

All I have –

which Is Nothing –

denigrated,

inspires

my fiercest anger

as

disrespect

for others

consumes

my

Everything

 

Whereby left

without my anger, my hatred,

not yours,

Nothing

counts

for Anything

 

The reason I must kill you,

as besides Nothing,

untouchable, invisible,

You are all

I won’t

adore

 

 

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Paseo!

My friend Eddie the Dwarf takes long, long walks, only because he owns a very long dog

 

 

Anthony Steyning’s new novel A Kiss By The Clowns is now available as an EBook on www.kindle.com and http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/125336 for $2.99. It is a passionate story about life in a world of shining Oldsmobiles and bold-look ties when Marilyn Monroe was still kicking…

Round Up The Bastards!

 

 

FREE RADICALS SHOULD BE INCARCERATED!

 

 

 

Anthony Steyning’s new novel A Kiss By The Clowns is now available as an EBook on www.kindle.com and http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/125336 for $2.99. It is a passionate story about life in a world of shining Oldsmobiles and bold-look ties when Marilyn Monroe was still kicking…

 

Scale!

 

Needless to say, my friend Eddie the Dwarf only reads short stories!

 

 

 

Anthony Steyning’s new novel A Kiss By The Clowns is now available as an EBook on www.kindle.com and http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/125336 for $2.99. It is a passionate story about life in a world of shining Oldsmobiles and bold-look ties when Marilyn Monroe was still kicking…

Polaroids

Poor Hottentots or the Austral Aborigines were sometimes brought back to London and Paris in the 17th and 18th centuries by disgusting colonists as part of pseudo-anthropological studies, but in reality representing nothing but stupid circus acts.

The same with the Inuit French settlers in Quebec managed to bring back to France, and who were paraded before French society as curiosity objects.

“ Est-ce qu’il mort?” the real primitives would ask. (Does he bite?)

From which ostensibly the word Eskimo evolved.

The answer to which is No! And neither does he eat yellow snow! 

You Morons!

 

 

Anthony Steyning’s new novel A Kiss By The Clowns is now available as an EBook on www.kindle.com and http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/125336 for $2.99. It is a passionate story about life in a world of shining Oldsmobiles and bold-look ties when Marilyn Monroe was still kicking…

Watch What You Say!

 

 

“Of all the 7 mythical Greek Muses, none really apply to my work!”, an artist friend told me.

 

 “I’m Museless!”, he added.

 

With which I totally agreed.

 

Anthony Steyning’s new novel A Kiss By The Clowns is now available as an EBook on www.kindle.com and http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/125336 for $2.99. It is a passionate story about life in a world of shining Oldsmobiles and bold-look ties when Marilyn Monroe was still kicking…

 

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