Archive for May, 2012|Monthly archive page

Time Out!

I’m throwing in the towel for a while, I’m much too busy with my other writing.

 

You can check out my www.anthonysteyning.com , it changes constantly!

 

Also see my books on sale at Arts & Letters Daily:  www.aldaily.com , it’s where it’s happening.

 

Et pour mes amis Français: bonne chance avec le père Hollande: désolé, il n’a pas la solution!

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Moolah!

Money is a nomad, in recent years turned hermit, it seems!

 

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Haiti

A self-deprecating Haitian friend of mine came to Canada, because he contrasts so well with the snow.

 

It’s the first time in my life, he told me, that people take note of me.

 

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Cuba

Some Brit wrote that arriving at José Marti airport in Havana, forced to share a sixty year old taxi to one’s hotel, what’s immediately obvious is the odour of pussy and petrol.

 

This is a very genteel way of putting it, but not my impression.

 

It’s more like cunt, rum and coconuts!

 

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Town Life

In the small town where I live, a 34 year old exhibitionist who had masturbated in front of a ladies volleyball team was arrested for indecency, later having been recognised in the street!

 

His mother probably giving him hell, saying: ‘You fool! I told you to be careful!.

 

‘But Mom, an exhibitionist can’t be careful! There’s no such thing as a careful exhibitionist! I mean, what’s the point!?’, him forcibly answering.

 

But perhaps the better career tip would have been: Don’t be an exhibitionist in a very small town!

 

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Fairy Tales

This paragraph is an excerpt from my essay Fairy Tales: A Narrow Escape!

 

(see website)

 

With this I mean let’s move away from sophisticated sentimentalism, injecting some pragmatism and realism. For when two of among millions of galaxies collide, events taking tens of millions of ‘our’ years to culminate, how can Jesuits, Jews, Muslims, Sikhs and so many other gentlemen for instance, really, really believe this is all with them in mind? Deny that their extra-existential reveries and aspirations, their pursuit of certain dis-realities and dis-identities not mere, contrived survival tools, often awakening a taste for domination? Or is it all fear of ‘boire la mer’, man so overwhelmed by infinity and space that he has to set boundaries, shores, respite, by way of answers as buoys… thinking he’s drowning, before even setting out to exist for a bit? Believing, swimming in this case. Much like an airplane pilot connives an artificial horizon… so he won’t crash.

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Norway (II)

Poof goes the attacker.

 

Having forfeited all his rights to life by turning his back on human consideration, here’s what the Norwegian Judiciary should consider:

 

Clear the island of Utoya, surround it, and let Breivik loose on it. First by way of punishment he’ll have to prowl for his own food, like a big cat, for several months. Then send in the hunters, who’ll quietly chase him down, shooting him whenever they get a glimpse of him. A terror game by which it may finally be driven home to him what he did to those innocent youngsters, an evil hunter hunted.

 

Arrogance is a form of stupidity, combined with a degree of total moral insanity it is a lethal cocktail.

 

‘Conviction’ served this way creates terrifying hands and concept killing.

 

Conceptual and installation art is not art because it is not artful, devoid of artisan craft, love and aesthetic.

 

Conceptual killing is the worst kind of killing, because it is dispassionate, not for gain except the total moral colonisation of other members of society.

 

There’s only one way to overcome it, maintaining life and freedom.

 

Extirpation!

 

So please don’t confuse signals, because the premise I’ve been trying to make is that the creature looking so much like a human being… simply isn’t one!

 

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KIrcher (II)

Twenty years is nothing, says one tango!

 

Yet only a few years couldn’t be worse.

 

The volatile, narcissistic Argentinian President of the multiple extra-marital love affairs, unconvincingly playing grieving, dramatic widow of the man who connived to have his alleged wife too easily succeed him, which happens in many free nations, except most, and a bit like Jacky becoming President of the USA, appointed the 34 year old unemployed, professional-student best-friend of her own son to become President of the State airline Aerolineas Argentinas, to the detriment of this company and her country, losing a mere 2 million $ a day.

 

The kid never worked, and is all of 34.

 

And a lady admired by a majority of her country men, the parliament applauding her every move circus-style, it’s what I meant by writing Argentinians are great, too bad they all seem like they’re 14 years old, that is, depressingly juvenile.

 

This type of carrying on, this juvenile, impulsive knee-jerk thinking only witnessed and approved in Africa and Kazakhstan. Full of Marxist Capitalists, or for that matter, Maoist jewellers.

 

Yet she, Hugo Chavez and other howler ‘leaders’, remaining forever petulant they get no Imperialist respect. But with theatre like this, who needs to go see Rodney Dangerfield ideology at work?

 

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