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Quito Press Release

Ecuador offers Lance Armstrong Asylum at its London Embassy

 

President Correa said his country wants to protect the cyclist’s inalienable right to screw the US and International Establishment.

 

“Covering up screwing with a phony cause is what I do myself here every day!” declared the Bolivarian philosopher king to the Ecuadorian free press he closed down long ago.

 

“Isn’t it a wonderful world!?” the sleaze Julian Assange sighed, after reading the news in an official email.

 

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Bedding

My daughter had her first baby, my Jewish dentist proudly told me.

 

Of course on the downside this means, I share my bed with a grandmother….

 

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Sub-Aquatic Thought

I was invited to join a prestigious Washington think tank, but regretfully had to decline.

 

I am not at this point in time, in possession of a snorkel.

 

 

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Unfair Play

I complained to the Olympic Committee.

 

I was thrown out of two uneven bars, eliminating me from the the race for a gold medal.

 

I was so angry, I pummeled a horse.

 

 

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