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A Piece of the Peace

The Norwegian branch of the Nobel Foundation has already announced the winner of the 2013 Peace Prize and it is AMTRAK for contributing to world peace by delivering so many people to so many sleepy holes in the wall.

 

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Wisdom

I’ll never forget that time I was still very young, when my father put his arm around my shoulders and said Now Remember, Son, a Wheel is but a slice of Ball.

 

And I looked up, tears of affection welling up in my eyes, not knowing what the fuck he was talking about.

 

It was a beautiful moment!

 

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Dreams

True intelligence creates awareness

 

– The first notion it produces is recognising the self

 

– The second notion, to ask the self a question

 

-This question: Why?

 

-The third notion, finding the answer

 

— The one immediately implied identifying purpose

 

– Man living on purpose as much as on a morsel of bread, a gulp of breath

 

– The difference that he can make the former up, compromising his true intelligence, and a greater tragedy than death.

 

– Off with Saviours and amulets.

 

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Tall Tale

NEC PLUS ULTRA, I’m sure you know, has nothing to do with giraffes!

 

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Sippingly

The President of the Tea Party, Mr Earl Grey, arrived in Boston last night. He was welcomed with crumpets, but heckled by strumpets.

 

Such is the life of the championing.

 

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On The Move

The Chinese VP Jum Ping Xi was in town.

 

He’s a hard man to keep down.

 

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Double Up

 

My doppelgänger is made of anti-matter, he rides antilopes, eats only anti-pasta and drinks anti-freeze. He is a semi-conductor who leads the  orchestra half of the time, I do it the rest of the year.

 

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STORAGE

When, after the French Revolution, Robespierre was asked why he cut the heads of the Ancien Régime by Guillotine, his simple answer was I didn’t know where to hang them.

 

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