CASTING
STARLITE TALENT AGENTS CORP.
11000 WHITESHIT BOULEVARD
HORRORWOOD CA
CATTLE CALL
For a new police/detective CSI type action show, we seek talent that
-Must look 22 yrs old and not break up laughing when addressed as Doctor or Chief Pathologist
-Must have hair remaining in place come rain, shine, crashed, shot, burned, bombed, near drowned or whatever
-Must have characterless, photogenic facial features with the emotional depth of a frying pan
– No acting technique required, with the body language of a lumberjack, and please don’t stammer: Stanislavski was a Methodist
-Be able to state the understood over and over again, explaining the obvious to a counterpart who plays the apparently stupid expert
-Submit your résumé, including photograph and contact details if you think you have what it doesn’t take.
-Auditions are planned for early June.
-Remember our mission statement: The dumber the better: Good Luck
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