God Save America
Me and my fellow murderers, psychopaths, hate mongers,
deranged fantasists and obscene attention seekers able to count
on self-fulfilling media coverage, wish to thank the NRA for their
unwavering support, allowing us to live our dreams and defend
ourselves against despicable monsters like fellow students, toddlers,
Catholics, Jews, Blacks, Latinos, or in general people with an accent,
or people who are brighter, work harder, have more success, and all
those others whose face we cannot stand.
Because the NRA understands that the gun is our brain, just like it is theirs,
especially the semi-automatic one. And that no regulation will stop us, for as
long as we can just borrow one, except when the oppressor cleverly bans
not the gun, but the bullet. In which case I guarantee you bullet trafficking will
outdo drug trafficking within months.
With the NRA’s unconditional support we have averaged the elimination of
30.000 enemies a year, over the past decade. But with help and devotion
there is no reason we cannot vastly improve on this number.
So God bless the morally corrupt and certifiably insane, because we have
what it takes.
Testimonial signed and agreed on between
Anthony Steyning & pals
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