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Letter To My Son

 

Hi Kek,

 

Hey it’s your damn birthday soon again, will you slow down please,

you’re going much too fast to my taste?!

Anyway, son, you’re a terrific human being and I hope you’ll have a long

and happy life on this earth.

Unlike me, always in doubt, like when people ask me about my four footer

and I have to figure out if they’re referring to my dog, the putt I made on

hole 14, or my dick.

 

Love yah,

Dad

 

 

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My son has designed an app for dogs with a Google map flagging parks and hydrants in town.

 

Horses please abstain!

 

Winds of Fate

When I was younger I convinced my children that each time her dog barked represented a signal their grandmother had just farted.

 

Of course when we visited and sat in her garden, people would pass by and her dog would grunt sotto voce, then jump up and bark without fail.

 

Whereupon the kids would look at me in a conspiring sort of way and I rolled my eyes, nodding away.

 

Then they would look at a lady who to this day doesn’t understand why every time her dog barked they howled with laughter, run as far as they could.

 

Poor thing!

 

 It wasn’t anything that she ate.

 

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Scores

Puccini stated that the day he stopped falling in love, people should start preparing his funeral. To which his wife said ‘Don’t Touch My Puccini’ and others hastened to assure her ‘Don’t worry!’, as apparently she was quite a (watch)dog.

 

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Crucify Once More

There is absolutely nothing dialectical about Marxist-Leninism, this part of philosophical materialism was high-jacked in Russia, in 1917.

What remained should have been an argued as opposed to a class physicalism conflict, but also was misappropriated, evolving from neo-prevarication-ism into nightmare-ism after the manipulation of reality and the wholesale larceny of the public mind.

Some are still at it.

Priests of privilege over flocks captured and imprisoned by them, and usually the way things turn out.

The result of revolutions like rotten, scrambled eggs.

To be taken out.

Good to feed to dogs.

Not to fellow humans.

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Paseo!

My friend Eddie the Dwarf takes long, long walks, only because he owns a very long dog

 

 

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Whipping It Out!

 

Deforestation is a dog’s worst nightmare

 

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Trafficking

And the headlines scream FAMED PRESIDENTIAL FISHING HOLE FOR SALE

Do they mean Monica Lewinsky?

I cun’t believe it!

That’s trafficking!

 

Bernard

My dog Bernie has the arse of a cat

He’s very self-conscious about it,

avoiding even his pals

Who poke fun at him,

calling him a faggot

or worse.

 

He doesn’t get sniffed up much,

always sitting down when he can

No, he’s not tired,

just scared they’ll laugh

And I would too,

but I’m

a horse.

Animals

Puss & Pooch: The French eat one, the Chinese the other

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