State of the Union

Sorry couldn’t help myself:

-Madam SPEAKER!

-Yes?

-MADAM SPEAKER, THE PRESIDENT OF THE…

-Who?

-THE PRESIDENT OF THE…

-(Man, whoever came up with the constitutional amendment that the Speaker of the House must be—DEAF?!)

-MADAM SPEAKER!

-Yeah?

-Ah, never… NEVER MIND, M’AM… The Prez is speaking as we yell!

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